Hi my name is Brian I like to drink and eat cheese.

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Anonymous: i'm not a feminist because i believe in equality in all genders.

cannibalisnn:

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OMG 

OH MY GOD

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"This is the kind of tired that sleep can’t fix."
“10 Word Poem” series - #16 (via suspend)

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Public Meeting

national-church-of-bey:

We will soon hold a public meeting about Beyism and will introduce lost souls to the truth. After hearing the divine word written out in the Beyble, we assure you that you too can walk in the truth and reach a deep level of understanding. It may sound odd at first, but you just need a formal introduction to the word. Mother Bey is worthy of your praise. 

Details are coming soon.

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Happy Sunday!

national-church-of-bey:

The Divine Diva Bey smiles down on you this lovely evening.

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national-church-of-bey:

Don’t forget to read your Beyble. They will be available soon. 
national-church-of-bey:

We will soon be distributing Beybles to the public. -SurfBort!
Lies and Misinformation!

national-church-of-bey:

We are very disappointed in the failure of the public to recognize the existence of a divine Deity walking among them. Deity’s often walk the Earth in their flesh form. Beyonce will transcend back to the spirit once her work here on Mother Earth has been completed.

As our congregation continues…

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shirleytemplar:

I may seem like an asshole

but deep down I’m a good person

and even deeper down I’m a bigger asshole

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"The idea that sex is something a woman gives a man, and she loses something when she does that, which again for me is nonsense. I want us to raise girls differently where boys and girls start to see sexuality as something that they own, rather than something that a boy takes from a girl."
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (NPR)

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